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Love

  • I won’t say I love you, I will just make you feel I do.

Funny

  • The difference between pizza and your opinion is that I asked for pizza.
  • I can see you checking my whatsapp status
  • While I was driving my Audi, the alarm woke me up
  • BiTextual people texts to two people at a time
  • Sometimes all you need is an empty place – for farting.
  • Make-up makes women better;break-up makes men better.

Attitude

  • Don’t follow the herd, just be you!
  • dOnT bE jEaLOuS ………………….sUcCEeSs izz mY aTtItUdE …
  • Intelligence is like underwear. It’s important that you have it but there’s no need to show it off
  • O u dnt like me??? … I dnt wake up everyday to impress u :p
  • I dont have attitude problem i just have a personality that u cant handle

Life

  • A couple of Papers and Semesters is not gonna decide my life, coz i ain’t a book worm like you are.
  • Two Most Important days of your life are: `The day when you born and the day when you find out why`.
  • God is busy writing my life and I’m busy writing my status……
  • If there is a problem with your life ……then destroy it
    The problem not your life fools ….😂
  • Aspire to inspire before you expire

Emotional/Sad

  • Don’t envy my Smile because it took me a lot of Tears to get it

Cute

Friendship

Cool

  • Galileo:Great mind…Einstein:genius mind…Newton:Extraordinary mind….Bill gates:brilliant mind…..ME:Never Mind

Hindi

  • Darr k aage jeet hai….aur dadar k aage seat hai
  • dost hamesha KAMINE hone chaiye
    ACCHE toh DAAG bhi hote hai :p
  • सिखा दिया वक्त ने मुझे अपनों पे भी शक करना वरना, मेरी तो फितरत थी
    गैरों पे भी भरोसा करना..
  • Agar tu h top ki hassina..tu mai ho ek branded kamina..
  • pyr mohabbat sb dhoka hai… padh le beta abi mauka hai 😉

Shayri

Sarcasm

  • I’m not single, I’m just romantically challenged.
  • Looks like I over-estimated the number of your brain cells.
  • Hey I found your nose, it was in my business again
  • Just wanted to say, you are as useless as “ueue” in a “queue”
  • tHiS DoG, iS DoG, a dOg, GoOd dOg, WaY DoG, tO DoG, kEeP DoG, aN DoG, iDiOt dOg, BuSy dOg, FoR DoG, 30 DoG, sEcOnDs dOg! … NoW ReAd wItHoUt tHe wOrD DoG.
  • Hey there,use ur brain!!!